Nitroglycerin Acid
Coming this Summer to a gallery show near you. From the mind of one of America's most dangerous men, now put into words. Acid, the instant star for instant love. Instant excitement. Instant explosion of a bright and glorious sun. Staring the Globex, raining day and the drama extraordinar. For all the bad brakes, he saw the sun. The Plague Doctor, a lost healer leaving a tale of destruction in his wake. Lunarous Augustus Maximus, the rich man that flips over the table. Nothing is safe, no bright star or barren moon is safe. Nitroglycerin Acid. Rated X
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The Plague Doctor
Some freaky-deaky thingies be going on here! Hello, welcome to my new portfolio. This one I'm making on my free time, so school, YOU DON'T OWN ME! I'm not sure if this counts, but I'm calling it my Psychedelic portfolio. Mom just got back from this "ACL" concert (whatever that is) and came back with all of these Hippie things. She was a Hippie back in the day (yet I'm a modern Beatnik, oddly enough), and I've been looking into Psychedelic Art. It is weird, and I'm gonna do it some day. Anyway, I made these pieces a while back and I thought "why not?" and I got these pieces together and here we are. Besides "Nitroglycerin" is explosive, so you thought "Hydrochloric Acid" was dangerous enough!
This I called "The Plague Doctor" because, as I was dropping little drops of watercolor and ink onto the paper, they started forming a person with a beak and stick. 'Nough said. I'm been one for three Halloweens now and you'd know how I felt when I say it. Magical. :D
Media: Ink and Watercolors
This I called "The Plague Doctor" because, as I was dropping little drops of watercolor and ink onto the paper, they started forming a person with a beak and stick. 'Nough said. I'm been one for three Halloweens now and you'd know how I felt when I say it. Magical. :D
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Through the Window
College girl comes to class and said "okay class, I'm gonna show you the wonder things you can do with watercolors :D" and I'm like "oh God, here we go." She gives us paper and we do our 'thang. I did this thang because I do that, yo.
...okay, enough slang. Makes me sick. That's a paper towel by the way. On the left side of the paper.
Media: Watercolor
...okay, enough slang. Makes me sick. That's a paper towel by the way. On the left side of the paper.
Media: Watercolor
Making Rain
Let me tell you a story of the Globex, or as it translates in english, "Rainmaker that makes rain for rain". Ain't he cute? Some say he used to be a raincloud that wanted legs. So Zeus came and made him stilts and he took those stilts and now he has legs. Look at that nose! He's like an elephant seal. :D
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Media: Ink and Watercolors
The Man of Moving Hearts
In Soviet Russia, You attack Heart. :D
Never enter the 5th dimension, kids. The 3rd dimension is here, the 4th dimension is time, so what's in the 5th dimension? Well, you enter the 5th dimension, and next thing you know, every little thing both on you and inside you comes to life and you are systematically torn to pieces as everything becomes sentient. This is what you get if your heart and your blood blows out of you and took on physical form. He likes punch and pie.
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Never enter the 5th dimension, kids. The 3rd dimension is here, the 4th dimension is time, so what's in the 5th dimension? Well, you enter the 5th dimension, and next thing you know, every little thing both on you and inside you comes to life and you are systematically torn to pieces as everything becomes sentient. This is what you get if your heart and your blood blows out of you and took on physical form. He likes punch and pie.
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Waterbear Virus
You heard me. "Waterbear Virus". That's what came to mind when I finished. You know what a Waterbear is? A Waterbear is probably the most advanced creature ever found on the planet. It's this adorable gummy-bear creature that eats algae, and when it curls itself into a ball, it can survive everything. Extreme heat, extreme cold, extreme toxins, radiation, dehydration, salt and the vacuum of space. Everything. I wonder though, does that include any pathogenes? I'd picture this is what would happen the day we find a disease that can kill a waterbear. An once that happens, the virus would make our heads explode. Some of you probably see a green-person's head explode. Never liked them green-people...
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Terror and Fireworks
Freaky shinanigans are afoot. Fireworks in october? That ain't legal in America. Then again some idiot thought fireworks should be legal. You here that God? I'm calling you out! Or was it Li Tian?
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Dark Star
What do you get when a sun radiating UV light explodes?It becomes a black Hole. But what do you get when a sun radiating UV dark explodes? Well, wait 555.5 trillion years in the future and we'll find out. Make sure you don't get caught in this sun's rays in the meantime. It can cause massive vomiting, and you're going to like it too.
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Galaxy Express
The train is coming with its shiny cars. With comfy seats and wheels of stars. So hush my little ones, have no fear. The man in the moon is the engineer. That is actually a myth. This train doesn't have wheels of stars, nor is the Man in the Moon its engineer. The truth is that the wheels are made from condensed light. You know, the kind that comes out as a rainbow from a glass prism, only it's been solidified so that is can actually move solid objects. And the engineer used to be the Face on Mars. He got bored at just looking at things and decided to go out and see the universe. Debatably, this train is the safest way to travel through the farthest reaches of space, and it is one of the few things capable of outrunning Lunarous. Anything that can outrun Lunarous should be patent and sold to the entire universe.
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Dry-Wet
What would happen if you didn't turn on your garbage disposal in your sink every now and again? It would putrify into a gross abnormal organic toxic chemical composed of the deadliest of germs, bacteria, mold and slime-molds you would ever see. When such things germinate, plumbers who are called in to deal with it dispose of it into a toxic waste drum and drop it off into an undisclosed location in the middle of the New Mexican desert. You see kids: Always use the garbage disposal, and to save money, stick your hand into the sink and turn it on just in case. It saves baby penguins. :D
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Media: Ink and Watercolor
The Evil Was Always There
“America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting. And always cops: smooth college-trained state cops, practiced, apologetic patter, electronic eyes weigh your car and luggage, clothes and face; snarling big city dicks, soft-spoken country sheriffs with something black and menacing in old eyes color of a faded grey flannel shirt . . .”
-- William S. Burroughs
Media: Ink and Watercolor
-- William S. Burroughs
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Google Maps
What you see is a satellite feed of the Amazon Rainforest from the perspective of the satellite and not the human eye. Makes you wonder when you throw away your perfectly working cell-phone, doesn't it?
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Lunarous Augustus Maximus
He eats planets, he poisons stars, and he's not too kind to puppies either. Ever heard of the "Dark Star"? He does. He made it. He thinks if he can replace things in the universe with his own, he'll own the universe. Then he'll sell it for real estate. Some say he was created when a black hole opened up and dragged a collapsing planet into the 5th dimension, altering the dimensional makeup of the planet into a sentient being. He says that that is where his clients are, but whether or not he is actually from there is left for debate.
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Atmospheric Beast
A race of jellyfish-like creatures that live invisibly through the clouds. Riding the coattails of the northern lights, these creatures live off of the remains of stars that burn up in the atmosphere falling to earth. Should a human being ever come across this creature, ignore it with caution, lest you surrender your very soul through its deadly venom.
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Media: Ink and Watercolors
"Poppy" Acres
At its very core in the Land of Nod (one tunneling away from the Land of Oz) to the city of Rubies lies an endless field of poppies. Twice the size of the poppy-fields in Oz, any creature unfortunate enough to get caught in the alluring snare of these flowers die from an unawakened slumber. Starvation, dehydration and a nightmare or two. Ain't it sweet?
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Media: Ink and Watercolors
Muspelheim and Niflheim
Muspelheim, the land of flames and fury, and Niflheim, land of raging snow and silent mists. The vikings believed that the realms of fire and ice existed in the very beginning, and that when the two worlds met, the other seven realms sprang forth and time began. In other words, Fire+Ice=Tree(?)
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Bird of Purgatory
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's death itself riding a cloud of smog and poisons. How's that for irony? Dudu du dudu! :D
Media: Ink and Watercolor
Media: Ink and Watercolor